Glenn Beck, for the uninitiated, is a Fox News personality famous for, among other things, his rapid Dobbsian descent from semi-respectable tee vee pudit to spectacularly insane hatemonger over the course of what felt like a matter of weeks.

Gawker takes us inside one of Beck’s 9/12 Tea Parties (it’s a movement, people!) to see what his so-called “real Americans” want from their government. And what do they want? Well book burning, of course!

Read the write-up or enjoy the pure, unadulterated crazy of the transcript over at Gawker.com.