CALLING ALL TITs

TEABLOGGING.NET WANTS YOU to send us your photos and tweets from tomorrow’s overplayed hell circus tea parties! We’ve already got coverage locked down in Seattle and Waco (yes, Waco. What could possibly go wrong?) but we still need TITs in other locations to fill us in on the conservative rage orgies across the nation.
Email teablogging@gmail.com with [...]

Code Pink to Toss Teabaggers’ Salad in Santa Monica

Just when you think these events couldn’t get more awful, the Code Pink ladies show up. I would sooner gargle broken glass than attend this hell-circus tomorrow.

Teablogger Poetry: T’was The Night Before Tax Day

From Wonketteer, national treasure and unsung hero americanscandoanything, with an assist from your editor:
The Night Before Tax Day
Twas the night before tax day
and all through the land
not a wingnut was stirring
they were making a plan
Their teabags were hung from
John Deere caps with care
like trucknutz for those
 ironically impaired
The children in bed
they couldn’t sleep late
with visions of [...]

Tangent: I love spam

Dear Teablogging,
My name is Susan Godwill, i just went through your profile when i was searching
for love, I have no options than letting you Know that I am infected and affected by your profile. that is why i wish to have a relationship with you, I will also like
to know you the more,And i will be very [...]

American Spectator Defends the Term “Tea Bagging” as Innocent Outrage

J. Peter Freire’s had enough of the criticisms amounting against the movement. After all, a lot of meanies from the left have been bashing Tea Bagging because of what it really means. Luckily, a small group of blokes are apparently ready to redefine it to mean “a hate of taxation without representation” or “standing up against [...]

FireDogLake: Wannabe Teabagger-in-Chief Newt Gingrich in Hot Water over $4 Million in Private Flights

We can just let FireDogLake do the talking:
Newt Gingrch’s American Solutions has been hailed by right wing bloggers like Soren Dayton and Matt Lewis as “the conservative MoveOn,” and they are playing a big organizational role in tomorrow’s Tea Parties. But according to IRS documents filed by American Solutions, they have paid out over $4 [...]

Teablogging Exclusive!

Now we don’t want to startle you, but we’ve actually got some *original content* to put up here. As you may know, teabagging is all about secessionism, so heroic TIT Iolanthe has a message for you: 
GO SECESSIONISTS!!! GO SECESSIONISTS!!! I will help you pack! I will rent you moving vans! I will even throw you [...]

Center for Media Literacy Invokes Senseless Sexual Innuendos

We promised references to sexual activity, so consider this a fulfillment of that promise. After all, diversity is fun!
Somebody from the Center for Media Literacy decided to invoke the “Tossed Salad Culture” of the 1960’s, whatever that is. 
Teabagging? Tossed Salad? Is there really a difference?

LibertyZone: ARE Americans Practicing Communism?

And if not, how do they expect to get any better at it?
From LibertyZone:
Read the 10 Planks of The Communist Manifesto to discover the truth and learn how to know your enemy…
Karl Marx describes in his communist manifesto, the ten steps necessary to destroy a free enterprise system and replace it with a system of omnipotent government [...]

Robert McCain Explains How the Angry Leftists are Against Teabagging

From American Spectator:
As if anyone could find a better way to spend their Easter, Conservative idol Robert McCain explains the “leftist” perspective:
American Spectator readers are probably familiar with the nationwide Tax Day Tea Party rallies being planned for Wednesday. Readers may be less familiar with the attempt by left-wing propagandists [...]